The Introduction Thread

Any members who feel the need to introduce themselves to the forums can do so here.

Hello, my name is Chorra Wibbles, and I am 407 years old. I own fifty-seven cats, and I enjoy knitting and throwing things at those rowdy boys who rollerskate over my petunias. I joined because after my dear sonny introduced me to this thing you young 'uns call the internet, (What a smashing device!) a nice little man invited me to join this forum.
I hope to see you little darlings around! ^_^